Tyson::"I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight on the Internet". "How much memory will it take?". "Just 2 bytes."
Semester Credit::How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?\nThe entire team! And they all get a semester's credit!
Gambling::A man said, "My neighbor and his friends were gambling last night. What a waste of time!" "How do you know?" his friend asked. "I watched them the whole night!".
Four Suits::How can you get 4 suits for a $1? Buy a deck of cards.
New to Football::A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked how she liked it.\n"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents".\n"What do you mean?" he asked.\n"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Cats::Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?\nThey might be cheetahs!
Bad Plays::Coach: "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"\nPlayer: "I don't know and I don't care!"
Putting::The teacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
Golfing Story::A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman.\nHe doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story.
Rivals::The two rival player were talking. "The local team wants me to play for them very badly."\n"Well, you're just the man for the job!"
