Church Bulletin::Church bulletin board: "You aren't too bad to come in, and you aren't good enough to stay out."
Doorbell::A priest walking down the street noticed a little boy struggling to reach the doorbell. He walked up and pushed it for him.\n"Now what?" He asked\n"Now we run like heck!"
School Prayer::As long as there are tests, there will still be prayer in public schools.
Wrong Bus::A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells him, "You're going straight to hell." The drunk struggles to get up and says, "My God, I'm on the wrong bus."
What is it Like?::Mortal: What is a million years like to you?\nGod: Like one second.\nMortal: What is a million dollars like to you?\nGod: Like one penny.\nMortal: Can I have a penny?\nGod: Just a second.
Adam's Rib::God looks down and notices Adam is all alone, so he decides to create a companion for him. He says to him, "You are my creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the ground you walk on, she will be highly intelligent, she will obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"
Financieer::Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?\nNoah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Germany::What do they call pastors in Germany?\nGerman Shepherds.
Tennis Match::Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?\nWhen Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Wander::Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?\nEven then men wouldn't ask for directions!
