Mafia::What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?\nOne of them is organized.
Bon Mot::A woman who disliked then Prime Minister Winston Churchill, said to him, "If I were your wife, I'd poison your coffee."\nMr. Churchill replied, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Abortion Bill::President Clinton's secretary walks into his office and says, "What do you want to do about this abortion bill?"\He replies, "Just pay it!"
Taxes::A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."\n"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
Turkey::My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?"\nMy husband quickly answered, "Election day."
Fairy Tales::A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"\nHe replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."
Ventriloquists::Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?\nBecause they can lie without moving their lips!
Congress::If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
Light Bulb::How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?\n2. 1 to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Rewards::Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards.\nIf you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!
