Moron Puzzle::Why did the moron get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?\nBecause on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
Cookies::Why did it take four hours for the moron to make chocolate chip cookies?\nBecause it took him 3 hours to peel all those M&M's.
Change Of Mind::How do you change a moron's mind?\nBlow in his ear!
Runway::Why did the moron crash his plane when landing?\n"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide".
Orange Juice::Why did the moron stare at the orange juice box?Because it said "..Concentrate.."
Kill A Bird::How does a moron kill a bird?\nHe throws it off a cliff!
Capitals::A moron was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He said, "Ask me, I know all of them."\nA friend says, "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"\nThe moron replies, "Easy, W."
Ballerinas::Did you hear about the moron who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Disney World::Two morons drove cross country to see Disney World.\nAs they approached it they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"\nAfter thinking for a minute, the driver says "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
Telling Time::Moron: "Excuse me, what time is it?"\nWoman: "It's 11:25PM."\nMoron: "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question 30 times today, and everyone gives me a different answer!"
