Psychiatrists::How do two psychiatrists greet each other? "You're fine, how am I?"
Stay In Shape::You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is.
Body Shop::Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop!
Bad News::Doctor: "I've got very bad news. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's."\nPatient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"
Face The Problem::It is really hard to face your problem, when your face is the problem.
Skeleton::Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?\nBecause he didn't have the guts.
Shin::Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Psychokinesis::All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Open Mind::I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Live Forever::I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Bacteria::Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Right Mind::When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Dead::What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and who dies in Cincinnati?\nDead.
