Stranded::4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on an island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any Tylenol.
Sharks::Why won't sharks attack lawyers?\nProfessional courtesy.
Lying Lawyer::How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?\nHis lips are moving!
Lawyer's Documents::Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?\nNo matter the font, everything comes out in fine print.
Good & Bad Lawyer::What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?\n A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Lawyer's Creed::Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
Buried Lawyers::What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?\nNot enough sand.
Car Accident::A policeman arrives at an accident.\nThe cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks, "Are you seriously hurt?" \n"How do I know?" The driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"
Honest Lawyer::Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?\nThe old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
Cold Winter::It was so cold last winter...\n...I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
