Half::"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."\nStudying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."
Dime::If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows machine crashed.. oh, wait. He already does.
Moron & Computer::How do you know a moron's been working at the computer?\nThere's white out on the screen!
Adam & Eve::Adam & Eve computer virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Programmer's Cheer::Shift to the left, shift to the right!\nPop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Microchip::What does a proud computer call his little son?\nA microchip off the old block.
Computer Science::The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Error Messages::There was a young man who professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff the whole world will read, that people will react to on a truly emotional level, and will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages!
Printer Problem::A woman called the help desk with a printer problem. The tech asked if she was "running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
Halloween or Christmas::Why can't Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?\nBecause 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.
