The Seal::A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.\n"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
The Frog::A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.\nThe bartender says, "What's that?"\nTo which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart and now this."
Early Bird::The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Oyster Charity::Why don't oysters give to charity?\nBecause they're shellfish.
Fish Tank::There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this?"
Fly Wings::What do you call a fly without wings?\nA walk!
Poodle::A three-legged poodle walked into a bar in the Wild West and said "Hey, I'm lookin' for the guy who shot my paw!
Dog Legs::Where can you find a dog with no legs?\nRight where you left it.
Spot Remover::I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Energizer Bunny::Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Bugs::What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?\nBugs Bunny.
Centipede::What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?\nA dead centipede.
